Tracklisting
Seven
Nation Army – The White Stripes (Glitch Mob Remix)
Count In
Fives – The Horrors
If You Wanna – The Vaccines
Futures –
Jimmy Eat World
Time To
Pretend – MGMT
Knights Of
Cydonia - Muse
Help, I’m
Alive – Metric
Makedamnsure
– Taking Back Sunday
Not Gonna
Get Us – t.A.T.u.
Postcards
From A Young Man – Manic Street Preachers
I brought
you a present. It’s for those days when it’s hard to put on your shoes, turn
the key in the door, and progress to the subway. It’s for those days when you
only have the energy to stand right, not to walk left on the escalator. It’s
for those days when there just isn’t enough caffeine in the world.
It’s a
playlist to help you leave the house.
We’ll start
off with The Glitch Mob’s remix of The White Stripes’ Seven Nation Army.
Yes, I know I just started you off with a remix of a classic. Hear me out. The
song in its original form is pretty much perfect. The opening lyrics – I’m gonna fight ‘em off, a seven nation army couldn’t hold me back –
are rousing, and the guitar riffs carry that spirit throughout the song. It’s been used as an anthem at sporting
events, notably by Italy during the World Cup(s), and as a protest song in
Egypt. Vastly different groups have gone to Seven Nation Army in search
of that motivating factor, and have found it and taken it for their own
purpose. That’s magical. The Glitch Mob’s remix keeps the essence of the song
and just makes it fucking dirty, for lack of a more appropriate word. 2:20 and
you’ll see.
Continuing
the dirty trend, I bring you Count In Fives by The Horrors, off of their
album Strange House. It’s not dirty in the same electronic way, but
you’ll want to continue moshing, headbanging, or rocking out in the manner of
your choosing. When Faris Badwan growls that and if another number confronts me, I will cut you in half, you’ll
want to join in the cutting. Watch the video and see him lose his mind, dancing. Join him. Who knew that a song that’s essentially about
maths could be so hardcore? HEY!
From there,
we tone it down a little to The Vaccines’ If You Wanna. Come for well I don’t wanna wake up in the morning,
but I’ve got to face the day, that’s what all the friends I do not like as much
as you say, air-drum throughout the song, leave to the strange looks you’ll get as you pogo to this down
a subway platform that you thought was deserted. Oops. JUST DANCE, YOU KNOW YOU
WANNA.
We get a
little more mellow with Jimmy Eat World’s Futures, but we’re probably
still dancing. Say hello to good times,
trade up for the fast rides. This song is here purely to make you feel
good, make you feel hopeful. The riffs will rock you from the very beginning.
Moving into
MGMT’s Time To Pretend, we are certainly dancing, now. Not headbanging,
not moshing, just fucking dancing. This
is our decision, to live fast and die young, we’ve got the vision, now let’s
have some fun. And yes, that is the sole reason for this song’s inclusion.
FOR FUN! We don’t just want to leave you feeling agitated enough to Leave The
House, we want you fucking enjoying it. I SAID YEAH YEAH YEAH.
Knights
Of Cydonia by Muse
is here to give you strength. It’s here to be FUCKING EPIC. It's here because there's fucking horses whinnying at the beginning. It’s here because NO ONE’S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE, THE TIME HAS
COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT, YOU AND I MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS, YOU AND I MUST
FIGHT TO SURIVIVE. This song is here to give you fight.
Now that
you’re feeling thoroughly roused again…well, maybe it’s more help I’m alive, my heart keeps beating like
a hammer. That’s why Metric’s Help, I’m Alive is here. Sure you’re
out and moving around now, you’ve done what you set out to do, but do you feel
really alive? Emily Haines' purity of voice will make you feel that way.
We need a
little aggression again. MakeDamnSure by Taking Back Sunday gives us a
little bit of edge again. I just wanna
break you down so badly in the worst way. Yes. Just yes. I have headbanged screamed-along
lost my shit to this song so many times. Because sometimes you just need the
spirit of destruction.
I threw in Not
Gonna Get Us by t.A.T.u. in case you wanted to dance again. It’s a guilty
pleasure, what can I say? Nothing can stop this, not now I love you, they're not gonna get us, they're not gonna get us.
We close
this playlist with Postcards From A Young Man by The Manic Street
Preachers. This song is the entire reason that I created a playlist for Leaving
The House. It just starts so epically!This WORLD WILL NOT IMPOSE ITS
WILL! I WILL NOT GIVE UP AND I WILL NOT GIVE IN! And nor should you.