We're Always Gonna Be Luminous: A Tribute To The Tweets of Jedward

 I wanted to take a moment to honour my favourite Twitterers.   At times nonsensical, at times philisophical, the Twitter of the young musical twins from Ireland is truly something special. I've decided to do this in two parts; there's too much gold here to cram into one post, so I'll do a separate one with Tweets containing photos.

Right, then, let's do as they say. 


 

  
And truly, a day without a Jedward Tweet would be a sad day, indeed. 

There are times when I have to agree. Yes, Jedward, sometimes one just needs a pencil.

 And then they always go just that little bit further. Lines are there to reduce chaos, it's true, but for Jedward, obsessed with the water, they look like swimming lanes. Fair enough.

Again with the water obsession. It would indeed be crazy. I'd go.

I've honestly got nothing. 

 In case you haven't been paying attention, their Twitter account is actually called @planetjedward, so this does at least make logical sense, insofar as it makes any sense at all. Then again, why not? They've come this far.
 

 Well, they do have a point. I never learnt that. I just don't understand why.

Do they watch too much TV? Heeeeeeelllp!

 Oh, phew. The weird thing is: I do feel better now.

And then sometimes, out of nowhere, beautifully poetic and philosophical.

I sometimes wonder if Jedward are actually elaborate trolls, but then they'll post something like this, and it seems so sincere. They seem to really love and value their fans. It's actually kind of adorable.
 

  Oh.

Oh x2.

Is it too much to say "Oh x3"? It's just so fucking cute.

There is context to the "Wiggle Wiggle Yeah!", but you might never recover from seeing it.

 I'm very sorry for showing you that.

Doesn't the previous video just make that Tweet so much worse?

*stops*

I guess that's what we were stopping for? I'm not sure it was worth it. (I'd be a nice avocado and cucumber sushi: classic and vegetarian. I'll pass on eating the Tweet, though.)

Man, I hate it when that happens.

*does not raise hand*

I love their nerd references. I really think they're smarter than they let on, I really do.

Maybe they are. Maybe.

Drugs?  Ridiculous levels of boredom? You be the judge.

THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA! Seriously, though, they're just fun.

And they honestly do seem to adore their fans. It's refreshing.

Sweethearts.

As am I, boys, as am I. \M/